Me esperaba algo tipo escala de Kisner, qué rollo...

Al menos podrían poner preguntas en rollo humor, pero es que todo el rato te está preguntando que si te gustan las personas de tu mismo sexo. Es que con responder eso ya haces el test entero.

Eso sí, me ha gustado la pregunta: Choose a box, jaja

What Type Of Relationship Should You Actually Be In? http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/what-type-of-relationship-should-you-actually-be-in @corneacraneo ¡SALES TÚ! (en "Which Muppet Would Most Want To Date You?" y of course te he escogido... ;*) You got: The Best Friends You have always wanted to marry your best friend, which just makes sense. After all, why should you have to choose between your friends and your significant other when you can have both? You want to be with someone who is the first person you go to whenever anything exciting or cool happens, because you know that they will be just as excited as you. Favorite activities: making fun of bad movies together, craft beer tastings, late-night pizza and gigglefests.

Why Are You Single? http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/why-are-you-single You got: You’re too attractive. Consider traveling to another planet because no one on earth can compare to the ulitmate sexified being that you are. That’s OK because you are above these bogus earthlings anyway. They are dumb and their skin isn’t silky smoothe like yours. You have the upper hand. You might even have three upper hands, I don’t know, I’m not gonna judge. Y este se lo dedico a @Voragine: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/what-font-are-you (You got: Garamond Pardon me, kind sir, for I knew not that I was in the presence of such a noble lord as thou when inscribing this lowly internet quiz. Here, let me help thee into thine chair, and please accept mine peasant head as payment for having ever inconvenienced thee.)

Why are you single?

You got: You are too perfect.

Simple Plan ain’t got nothing on you. Smashing Pumpkins? Nothing. Bet you don’t even know that song. Doesn’t even matter. You’re like a sculpture by Leonardo Divinci. masterfully put together and often naked. You’re too good for anyone, anyway.

Este test que es, pa levantar la moral a los que estamos solos? Se va a comer una mierda.

What Font Are You?

You got: Helvetica

Daaaaamn baby. You’re a study in contrasts — noticeable because of your unnoticeability, skinny but curvy, the supreme overlord of any room without having to say a word. This is your year — no, your millennium — and the rest of the world is just watching you. (Also once there was a documentary about you and it probably got a bunch of nerds laid.)

La Helvetica también se va a comer otra mierda.

You got: Futura

You’re sleek as hell and a total individual. You know everything about everything, and if you don’t, you can just fake it. You know that million-dollar idea you had last week when you were drunk? Go for it, champ.

Futura es de mis faworitas.

You got: The Opposites
20th Century Fox Television
Being with someone like you all day long is boring city, after all, you already know all about you. Instead, you want to learn and grow, and in order to do that, you need to be with someone who can actually expose you to a side of life you haven’t experienced yet. Besides, you know every free spirit needs a neat freak, and vice versa. Favorite activities: playful arguments, trying new things, bringing each other of your shells.

Uhmm no estoy segura de que sea así la realidad pero no me disgusta

La fuente como @rulo

You got: A super twee handwriting font that nobody’s handwriting actually resembles Q: How many mason jars is too many? A: Shut up or I’ll knit you to death. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

You got: Wingdings You crazy kid. You batshit, beautiful, crazy-ass kid.


Han dado en el clavo, la mía es igual de facil de entender

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Y también soy demasiado perfecto

What Font Are You?

You got: A super twee handwriting font that nobody’s handwriting actually resembles

Q: How many mason jars is too many? A: Shut up or I’ll knit you to death.

Como @elek

What Type Of Relationship Should You Actually Be In?

You got: The Team

The world can be a tough place, and what you want most is a capable, amazing partner in crime, someone who will be by your side while you guys fight against adversity (with style) together. It’s you two against the world, and you would do anything to support your team. Favorite activities: accidentally getting into trouble, talking your way out of sticky situations, laughing about your amazing adventures.

Esta última se la dedico a @krickric :B

@Slavin esa es la fuente de...

...iamamiwhoami :D

Por dios, la curier es más vieja que el mundo... ¿y el papel higiénico también es suyo?

Bueno, es Courier New. Ay pero que lo digo de broma, que me gusta chincharos con la llamalajuani :P

Qué chistoso eres. Ja-já.