Vale, me respondo yo solo, si, son medio haters:
Critica del COADF (que por cierto, ni mención a Jump, Forbidden Love o Like It Or Not, pero si hay todo un parrafo para tirarle mierda a I Love New York, eah):
"At 47 Madonna is playing the role of someone 25 years younger, and those retro space leotards and that feathered hair only make her look more mature and matronly, like your friend's mom dressed up embarrassingly for Halloween."
CrÃtica del Confessions Tour (4.2 de calificación, y llamarle kitsch a la sección disco, #NOHASEFALTAQUEDISESNADAMAS ):
"During "Forbidden Love" two male dancers appear with symbols of Islam and Judaism painted on their abdomens, locking arms stoically in a choreography that makes them look like two children fighting in the backseat."
...y de la misma crÃtica me meo con esto, que no tenÃan NI IDEA:
"Work with Timbaland or even Xiu Xiu. Let other people write songs for you. Reinvent yourself for real this time."