You got: the peach
You are tender on the surface but you have a hard bone at your core. You're tasty, full of healthy properties and passionate, always patiently waiting for someone to peel you. Because above all, you're more bottom than a door. Yes, you, slutty fruit. Oh, come on, don't pretend you're surprised. Especially when you get touched by a good-looking twink with hormones like fireworks. Shame on you, f pervert, he's underage.
On a juicy level, you're rich in vitamin A and you're a good match for grape.