One day, the man, whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86, turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, "Internet, do you love me?"
The internet looked at him and said, "Yes. I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much. I am your best friend. In fact, I love you so much that I never, ever want us to be apart, ever again, ever"
"I would like that", said the man
And so they embarked on a life together
