http://oystermag.com/oyster-notes-grimes-imaginary-online-dating-profile
For Oyster #101: "Let's Get Digital" we put her on the spot and asked her to make up an imaginary online dating profile.
Username: Grimes69.
Quote: Um um um... I don't think I'd ever make a dating profile, so I feel weird making a quote for my nonexistent dating profile. I don't know, maybe, "Try and convince me that you're cool enough for me to actually go on a date with you over some internet dating service."
Age: 24.
Location: Probably North America.
Profession: Artist.
Smoking habits: Social smoker.
Want children: No.
Drinking habits: Infrequent but heavy when occurring.
Diet: Vegetarian but chill.
Have pets: No, but pets are wanted in the future.
Perfect first date: Like, something exciting. Crazy. Anything crazy.
Ideal relationship: One where I don't have to do very much stuff and it's extremely open.
What I've learnt from past relationships: Not to get into relationships.
Music: All music but mostly pop, boring kid music and electronic music.
Movies and TV: Historical, medieval and fantasy dramas. David Lynch films.
Sports: Basketball and soccer.
