MM: Alright. Last question. People know you for your confidence, for your swagger. Is there anything you’re not good at?
AR: I can’t swim. I kinda suck at basketball now. I used to be better. I used to be alright, but I’m a little bum now.
MM: Because you don’t play as much?
AR: I don’t play no more, man. Um, I’m bad at skateboarding. Of course, I can’t surf if I can’t swim. [Laughs] Damn, I’m giving away all my flaws right now. What’s another thing that I’m bad at, that I suck at, that I can’t do? I can’t draw. Well, I can draw, but I think my drawing sucks, but that kind of specific art is one of those opinionized things to the point where someone can make beauty out of ugly shit. And… I think that’s about it. Other than that, I’m good at everything else [Laughs]. Anything you want to know, you want me to roll some weed? I’m good at that. Want me to pick out a funny movie? I’m good at that. I always get the best girlfriends because sad to say, I know how to take them shopping – with their money of course. [Laughs] But I know how to pick out and suggest some cool shit and if I love her I’ll surprise her with some cool shit. I think that’s the way to a woman’s heart. All joking aside, a way to a guy’s heart is food, right? You got to know how to cook for him, and sex of course. I think it’s fifty-fifty. With a girl it’s really good sex – and maybe whack sex because I know girls who love their men so they don’t leave them even though they got a little dick or something and they’re like fuck it, I love him so whatever. But you got to do shit like surprise them and notice that their hair is different or their nails are done or they got a new piercing or they shaved. Just weird shit. Am I right or am I right?
MM: So is that your secret?
AR: That’s it. I definitely know how to please women of all cultures. All cultures.
