primera review de lo que nunca ha sido:
In any case, the video is allegedly visually interesting with simple, but appealing backgrounds: one is pure white, one has a Star Wars theme, one has a digital theme, and then there is one with a rainbow. The colors allegedly look like they are coming at you in 3D, but they don’t take away from the main visuals. I wish they did.
The video allegedly starts off with (yet) another Madonna homage: Lady Gaga is dressed up in an America flag outfit, just like Madonna’s 1990 Rock The Vote commercial. As the music fades in, both R. Kelly and Terry Richardson (!) are slapping Gaga’s (rather tight) buttocks. Then, as Terry leaves the scene, Lady Gaga allegedly takes off the outfit and reveals black lingerie. She looks quite good, I must admit. It’s obvious she has been working out a lot.
At first, there is some relatively (when compared to the rest of the video) innocent role playing. It is very similar to Madonna’s (again) Human Nature video as R. Kelly allegedly tries to dominate Gaga, but she keeps getting away. At one point, she pushes him down. When he gets back up, that’s where the action begins.
R. Kelly can allegedly be seen humping Gaga from in front, grinding her from behind (while spanking her) and even simulating eating her out. Gaga seems to control all of this and her main point in the video is that she is the one in control of all the shots, sexually or not. Gaga allegedly goes under his legs and lies on the floor. Then, we see what is possibly the most disturbing scene ever in a music video.
R. Kelly allegedly pulls out a tube of “ARTPOP” BBQ sauce that he slowly moves between his legs to represent a penis. Then, he squirts it all out on Lady Gaga, as if he is having an orgasm. Lady Gaga allegedly rubs the BBQ sauce all over her body and even licks it with her fingers. R. Kelly then bends down and proceeds to lick the BBQ sauce. Suddenly, we allegedly see Lady Gaga dressed as an old and fat Lady lying on a rainbow-colored bed to imply that it was all a dream. She then looks at her finger and sees some of the BBQ sauce that was spilled on her during the dream. She looks at the camera, screams, and the video ends.
