publicistas con luces
Se me ha ocurrido abrir un tema copiando la entrada de este cachondo en tumblr. La idea es una variación del "subtitula el fotograma", que consistiría en subtitular anuncios patéticos con lo que el publicista cree que alguien pensará al verlo (pero no). Tal vez funcione...
Esta imagen es de la oficina de turismo de Dakota del Norte.
Copio los comentarios de Bill Dixon, que son inigualables.
This is the conversation North Dakota wants you to have:
Guy 1: Dude, I have an awesome idea for Brandon’s bachelor party.
Guy 2: Vegas? Miami? Cancun?
Guy 1: Pssh, fuck that noise. Look at this ad I found on the internet.
Guy 2: Oh shit, I didn’t know North Dakota had sluts!
Guy 1: I know, right! It’s like an untapped resource up there. It’s like domestic oil exploration, they just recently loosened up federal regulations so we can go up there and drill all we want!
Guy 2: I didn’t really understand the words you used with your mouth hole but I think you are talking about bitches to drill, right?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Guy 2: YEAAAHHH!
Guy 1: YEAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: YEEEEAH I’M SEXY AND I KNOW ITTTTT AHH!
Guy 1: WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA AAAAYYYEE!
Guy 2: We should probably keep it down, we are at a funeral.
Guy 1: Yeah, good point.
Guy 2: So, I’m totally down for North Dakota…do you really think there will be black chicks there?
Guy 1: Oh yeah, for sure. Way more than here in San Diego. Beautiful, exotic women love the cold, rural countryside.
Guy 2: Well that’s awesome…but there is just one more thing.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.
Guy 2: It’s just that…I mean, we are at Brandon’s fiancé’s funeral. Do you think he’ll still want…you know…a bachelor party?
Guy 1: He’ll man up.
Guy 2: YEAH, B-ROCK DON’T FUCK AROUND! NORTH DAKOTA! NORTH DAKOTA!
Guy 1: Shhh, whisper!
Esta imagen es de la oficina de turismo de Dakota del Norte.
Copio los comentarios de Bill Dixon, que son inigualables.
This is the conversation North Dakota wants you to have:
Guy 1: Dude, I have an awesome idea for Brandon’s bachelor party.
Guy 2: Vegas? Miami? Cancun?
Guy 1: Pssh, fuck that noise. Look at this ad I found on the internet.
Guy 2: Oh shit, I didn’t know North Dakota had sluts!
Guy 1: I know, right! It’s like an untapped resource up there. It’s like domestic oil exploration, they just recently loosened up federal regulations so we can go up there and drill all we want!
Guy 2: I didn’t really understand the words you used with your mouth hole but I think you are talking about bitches to drill, right?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Guy 2: YEAAAHHH!
Guy 1: YEAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: YEEEEAH I’M SEXY AND I KNOW ITTTTT AHH!
Guy 1: WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA AAAAYYYEE!
Guy 2: We should probably keep it down, we are at a funeral.
Guy 1: Yeah, good point.
Guy 2: So, I’m totally down for North Dakota…do you really think there will be black chicks there?
Guy 1: Oh yeah, for sure. Way more than here in San Diego. Beautiful, exotic women love the cold, rural countryside.
Guy 2: Well that’s awesome…but there is just one more thing.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.
Guy 2: It’s just that…I mean, we are at Brandon’s fiancé’s funeral. Do you think he’ll still want…you know…a bachelor party?
Guy 1: He’ll man up.
Guy 2: YEAH, B-ROCK DON’T FUCK AROUND! NORTH DAKOTA! NORTH DAKOTA!
Guy 1: Shhh, whisper!
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http://koratai.com/2012/12/22/la-flor-roja-de-vsevolod-garshin/
uooo @sexapolar es lo más bonito que me han dicho en este club!!
@___ si te gusta superflicka por lo menos la puedes seguir (y flipar) en http://martes-de-carnaval.blogspot.com.es/
"Profesora de español en Vilnius (Lituania). Rusófila. Language geek. Dequeísta y laísta. Feminazi. Un gran poder conlleva una gran responsabilidad. Quien a buen árbol se arrima, amanece más temprano. Etc."
BRAVO
Qué asco lo del escupitajo en la hamburguesa, aggh
^^ yo igual, pensaba que se sacarían sus penes en la competición
La cosa va de reivindicar el producto local (100% de nuestra tierra) y sale el agricultor que cultiva el arroz... donde el Mediterráneo se une con el delta del... (corte).
Parece que no han querido entrar en polémicas catalanistas vs. españolistas
(o es que yo lo he entendido mal, 3 veces)
@iFar