La mentira

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  • Léela dos veces, a mí me ayudó.
  • Yo la he entendido sin problema.
  • Has entendido que se inventó lo de Asturias y se fue a Marruecos, no?
  • Iba a decir una cosa del sur pero no quiero que dejéis de quererme ahí abajo.
  • Creo que sí lo he entendido a la primera, pero tengo que irme a clase ya.
  • ^^muchas gracias por la lista :*
  • Porque la frase entrecomillada se la dijeron cuando ya había ido, aun así se calló, y luego va y sube la foto a ig.
  • El ex de la exjefa
  • @rrp nos quedará bonito con el cartel de Carol :)

    @marcia de nada, la lista es de @elek. Te puedo recomendar un montón de cosas de diferentes estilos.
  • ¿Qué lista?
  • Ahhhhh, vale
  • No Bra - Munchausen



    Hi. My name is Munchausen. How are you?

    Really? My name is Munchausen too. Where are you from?

    Ethiopia, but really I'm German. You know how they say Ethiopians are like Germans dipped in chocolate?

    Yeah I've heard of that. I'm from Bulgaria.

    Yeah I've been there.

    Really? Where did you stay?

    I can't remember, I was drunk. I think I was passing through on my way to Olympia to become a riot grrrl.

    Really? I almost opened a gallery there once with Ellen von Unwerth.

    Yeah I remember that. I organized a radical picnic with Kathleen Hanna.

    Really? I used to be in Bratmobile.

    Really? I was once very briefly in a band called Clock DVA.

    Really? I like listening to Karlheinz Munchausen.

    Me too. I love Karlheinz Munchausen! I used to like share a flat with him.

    Really? I shagged him once.

    Really? I used to piss on him every day.

    Really? We used to work at Topshop together and steal money from the tills.

    Really? I got syphilis once in Topshop.

    Really? I had syphilis stage 3.

    Really? I had NSU!

    Really? I had BPM!

    Me too!

    Hey. I'm gonna have an exhibition here in two weeks.

    Really? I'm gonna have a performance here in three weeks. I'm gonna throw chairs around and then I'm gonna throw myself around and then I'm gonna cut myself 23 times.

    Really? I haven't had a shag like in 23 minutes.

    Really? I haven't had a job in like 10 years.

    Really? I used to live without electricity for 10 years.

    Really? I used to share a squat with Nina Hagen in Camden, and she used to make pizza out of dead cats.

    Really? I ran into David Blaine in Kokon To Zai the other day.

    Oh yeah? Well, we used to hang out together in Brazil.

    Really? My uncle designed the Palace of Dawn in Brasilia.

    Really? My uncle designed the anal staircase.

    Really? My uncle's cock is like 12 inches long.

    Yeah but my cock is like 14 inches long.

    Really? Mine too.

    My cock was once amputated after a motorcycling accident.

    I was once involved in a plane crash but David Hasselhoff saved me from the ashes.

    Really? I was cremated once.

    Really? I was born with only one leg.

    Really? You know I think I fancy you.

    Really? So do I!
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